Power Point: Keep Left, Or Die.

I'm seriously ticked off.

After copping what can only be described as public stupidity for almost a week, I've had enough of the selfishness displayed by the individual in today's society.

How hard is it for society to show a bit of common courtesy towards their fellow man? Or has that disappeared into the wilderness never to be found again?

I am tired of having to constantly deal with bloody mindedness and I'm absolutely over it. I'm now at that stage where I am willing to publicly yell at people.

Just walking down Swanston Street on my way to Melbourne Central with a friend, the amount of people who are walking in front of you who then, all of a sudden, stop in the middle of the footpath is astonishing.

THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE BEHIND YOU. DON'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SODDING FOOTPATH, MOVE TO THE SIDE OF THE DAMN FOOTPATH SO OTHERS CAN KEEP WALKING.

AND DON'T BLOODY COMPLAIN WHEN PEOPLE WALK IN FRONT OF YOU WHILE YOU'RE LOOKING AT A WINDOW DISPLAY FROM THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN PATH - STAND TO THE SIDE AND PEOPLE WON'T TELL YOU OFF.

Then there's those idiots who think, "you know what, I'll just cut in front of you with a clearance of two inches."

And there's my pet hate. People who stand on the right hand side of an escalator as people are walking up or down.

I DON'T BLOODY CARE WHO'S BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON WHO, DON'T STAND ON THE BLOODY RIGHT SIDE OF THE ESCALATOR - THERE ARE PEOPLE BEHIND YOU WHO WANT TO GET TO WORK ON TIME.

AND IF YOU STAND ON THE RIGHT HAND SIDE AND I'M BEHIND YOU, I'LL PUSH YOU DOWN THE BLOODY ESCALATOR.

Now, boys and girls on their way to and from school on the train, here's a thought..

LET PEOPLE OFF BEFORE YOU COME RUSHING INTO THE TRAIN AND DON'T FUCKING PUSH OLD WOMEN AND FULL FARE PAYING PASSENGERS OUT OF THE WAY SO YOU CAN PARK YOUR SELFISH ARSE ON A SEAT.

DON'T STAND IN THE BLOODY DOORWAYS, PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO GET OFF AT STATIONS EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE NOT GETTING OFF.

PUT YOU'RE GODDAMN BAG ON THE FLOOR NOT ON THE BLOODY SEATS, AND GET YOU'RE FUCKING FEET OF THE SEAT. PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO SIT ON A SEAT WHERE YOU'RE DIRTY SHOES HAVE BEEN ON.

AND FOR GOD SAKE, DON'T YELL AND SCREAM, JUMP UP AND DOWN, BLAST YOUR 'MUSIC' AS LOUD AS YOU CAN, AND LEAVE YOUR SHIT ALL OVER THE TRAIN.

SHUT THE HELL UP.

TAKE YOUR SHIT WITH YOU.

AND LEAVE OTHER PASSENGERS ALONE.

WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR HOW MUCH YOU HATE MATHS OR HOW MUCH OF A BITCH YOU'RE "BIFFLE" IS.

SHOW SOME GODDAMN COMMON DECENCY AND LET OTHER PEOPLE TRAVEL IN PEACE.

I don't know where or when society derailed itself, but for FUCK SAKE, it's time for the public to pack in their bloody mindedness and learn some common decency.

For all of our sakes.

Public Notice.

Due to on-going work commitments between members of the team, there will be a slowdown in the amount of items posted.

Thank you.

Indefinite Absence

Due to some legal complications, I (Clarkson) will be on an indefinite absence until further notice.

That is all.